February 2012
Feb 11th
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"I'm gonna be a psychiatrist." Bitch, you need...
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This is where you facepalm.
Me: You know how, like, America is a first-world country...and Africa, well most of it, is like a third-world country.
Ashley: Yeah.
Me: Well, what would be considered a second-world country?
Ashley: I dunno...Germany?
Me: Why Germany?
Ashley: Cuz they're not like America but they're not like Africa.
Ashley: Second-world is right in the middle of first and third.
Me: No way really?!
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According to Twitter, Smash Mouth is the 90's...
I dunno, that band means a lot to me because I would listen to their first album with my dad in the car all the time. And when we were moving down from NY, all my dad played was their second album.  But Nickelback sucks more soOoOOoOo0ooo…
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butitsnicetoday: I want to keep Jack Johnson in my room as a pet and make him sing me to sleep every night.
Feb 10th
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I take it as a compliment when an Asian guy thinks...
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My college is having 'Condom Olympics' tonight.
Free condoms, y’aaaaaaalllllll.
Feb 10th
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I remember when I was 13 every girl wanted a skater-type boyfriend. Now, every girl seems to want one with a beard and tattoos.  Just noticing, that’s all. 
Feb 9th
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Why is it that the only people I ever...
Sometimes I feel like such a damn slut even though I’m not. There have been times where I’ve been texting 4 guys at once. Not necessarily guys that I want to be with—they could’ve all been friends of mine—but still. Maybe I’m the only one who finds that a bit odd. 
Feb 9th
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WatchWatch
meow-doyoudo: shouldntbesoproud: partyprogram: golgibodies: this is honestly the best thing ive ever seen. crying at this oh my god. so good AMAZING! Laughing my ass off I can’t stop laughing. This is gold.
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I think I’m more upset that my best friend in the entire world got dumped by her boyfriend than I was when I got broken up with a few days ago. Then again, they had 3 years in. How do you stop loving someone almost 4 years into a relationship? I just don’t understand.  
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ptolymye replied to your post: Storage Wars is so damn addicting! LOVE that show!! It’s fantastic! 
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Storage Wars is so damn addicting!
Barry is the best! He reminds me of my grandpa. Dave can suck fat dick—fuck you, Dave!  
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"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to the...
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The only thing I really miss about Landon is his dog, Lily. She was such a sweetie. But, next person I date better have a pet. Preferably a cat… Meow.
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