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1.Who’s the last person you talked to about sex? 2.Have you ever sat in the back of a police car? 3.Are you stubborn? 4.If you took a drug test right now, would you pass? 5.Who was the last person to be on a bed with you? 6.Do you tend to hold a grudge? 7.Who is the last person that pissed you off? 8.Whats something that bothers you about girls? 9.What’s a fact about the last person that...
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New theme. Kinda like it. Gettin' used to it.
It seems like the only guys I ever really like are those who know grammar. If you say “o” instead of “oh” or “y?” instead of “why?” I get really annoyed. Even in texting—that shit is stupid.
If I was a guy I would be a mixture of these...
Woody Allen Charlie Chaplin Chris Farley Ru Paul (like, sorta, because he is a fabulous Diva..but he is technically a man.)
You know you did good when you’ve fucked over a person.– Diana, crazy roommate who thinks she can fuck over the world!
I could really go for a PB & J sammich and some chocolate covered pretzels. Doesn’t that sound fuckin’ delicious? Yuuuuuuuh-m.
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chero8p: rawritshayden: That would be amazing to see <3
I found my dad the best Christmas present ever…and I usually have such a hard time finding something for my dad.
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