This is where you facepalm.

• Me: You know how, like, America is a first-world country...and Africa, well most of it, is like a third-world country.
• Ashley: Yeah.
• Me: Well, what would be considered a second-world country?
• Ashley: I dunno...Germany?
• Me: Why Germany?
• Ashley: Cuz they're not like America but they're not like Africa.
• Ashley: Second-world is right in the middle of first and third.
• Me: No way really?!